musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

(via destructer)

me when i dont got this: i got this

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop, via thebaekfastclub)

koreanmodel:

Jung Jiyoung and Lee Hyunwook by Ahn Hajin for Gentleman March 2014

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

(via hashtagshrek)

bloggerwithashotgun:

sitting-here-in-blue-jay-way:

rainbowsaola-and-turkey:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you say “whale oil beef hooked” really fast it sounds “well i’ll be fucked” in an irish accent omfg

i’m gonna cry

im laughing way to hard at this

further proof my sense of humor is warped beyond repair

(via 5miling)

"If you can’t stand the truth, don’t force me to speak it."
Simone de Beauvoir, from The Mandarins (via violentwavesofemotion)

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(Source: umplify, via unresented)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

(via breakinq)

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